where am I? I can’t answer that. Try looking.

look You are in a room. There is a bookshelf.

examine bookshelf It’s just a bookshelf. There’s a copy of A Second Helping of Chicken Soup for the Soul

so I’m in one of literally 3 million rental cottages on the Oregon coast I don’t know how to literally 3 million rental cottages on the Oregon coast. Try looking.