Rhetorical Questions

April 29th, 2010  |  Published in etc

Well … you know … two more years of this, then we get a Democrat in the White House who’ll inherit what amounts to The One Ring only with these whirling, spinning blades that come out of it, and instead of ending up like Gollum you just get your living head grafted onto a giant bronze statue that’s impervious to our Earth weapons and rampage around powered by a steam engine that gets its water to a boil by burning shredded tourist replicas of the Constitution.

I guess I’ll just be, like, “whatever” about it. Because what’s the Democratic unitary executive going to do? Make us all have health care?

Me, 3 years and 9 days ago

Leave a Response

© Michael Hall, licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 United States license.