Monday Morning Post-Dentist Visit Blips (April 9 Edition)

April 9th, 2007  |  Published in etc  |  1 Comment

Dentists are not all bad, and some, in fact are engaging people who will change the channel to NPR so you can be diverted from the dental work by relaxing news of car-bombings and our government’s determination to preserve the Constitution much the same way Animatronic Abe at DisneyWorld preserves Abraham Lincoln by moving Abe’s head around and making him repeat a few choice bromides for the monkeys on the conveyor belt before they’re whisked off to admire automatic washers and houses made of soy protein and beet extract that will someday vacuum themselves even as they nourish their occupants, who just set to nibbling when they need a wall out.

Did you know Abraham Lincoln would like Gitmo if he were alive today? Jefferson also issued some strongly worded endorsements of a periodic house-cleaning. How did it go? Oh, right:

“The tree of liberty Little Green Footballs needs to be refreshed from time to time with the blood of caliphsymps & dimmicrats.

As Mona has learned.

Congrats, LGF … Any pique or annoyance I feel toward Mona pales when confronted with the sea of bile you people spew.

Compassion and loving-kindness demand we treat you like the traumatized and frightened people you are, even five years later, but goddamn you freaks are making it hard.

“The banality of evil” I get. The pants-wetting, panicked, perpetual PTSD hysterics of evil? I didn’t know about that.


  1. gl. says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:27 pm (#)

    chokes laughing you call that runon sentence a diversion? i’m surprised your dentist didn’t have to knock you out w/ a tranquilizer to subdue your writhing. ;)

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