Annals of Journo-lism

July 11th, 2006  |  Published in etc  |  3 Comments

Don’t be an empty suit; read up on latest words:

Hey, mouse potato. Don’t forget to google the new big box in town. But skip the empty suit from the slurbs and hang with the technopreneur.

If you need a translation, grab the soon-to-be-released 2006 edition of Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary …

… and brain the witless wire service hacks who keep cranking out this swill between doodling outlines for even more witless “kids talk a crazy lingo!” articles.

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