I Thought These People Were Like Yetis or Chupacabras

June 5th, 2006  |  Published in old and busted  |  1 Comment

Things I do not understand:

> “More than once I’ve stood in line at midnight just for the privilege of buying the latest version of Windows.”

Full stop. Briefly. Enough time to quick open a blog editor session.

> My best advice to you is to be aware of the Vista requirements, especially if you buy a new PC. But if you are smart — and I know you are — then you’ll let Vista hit the market for a month or so before you buy it.

A whole month? Damn. Vista will totally be forged on the fiery anvils of Mount Fucking* Doom itself at that point! Three weeks is surely more reasonable … especially if you’ve been in a barely contained, pants-wetting frenzy the whole time.

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