Those Words … They Do Not Mean …

January 10th, 2006  |  Published in old and busted

The problem with everything being all fucked up:

> “George Will, on great form today. Thank God he and David Brooks are still around, and still calling it like it is.”

You’ve been wondering what the problem is with the Coulters, Malkins, Limbaughs, O’Reillys, Hannitys, Carlsons Savages, LGFs, Powerlines and nutcases who think 9/11 memorials are secret Islamic blood rite temples? The sentences above are it in a nutshell.

Water-carriers like Brooks get around to pulling their heads out of their fourth point of contact long enough to commit the resulting, stinky *pop* and *hiss* to the page and they’re something to thank God for. Oh … and hacks like Sullivan who sit around fingering their pearls and biting their lips in front of airport lounge CNN get to set themselves up as arbiters of things we should thank God for.

Sorry, asshats … You helped fuck it all up, and I think we’d all appreciate it if you’d go ahead and sit down, put your heads between your knees and quit bothering us with your pantomime horse relevance show.

How ’bout them new iMacs? Sweet, huh?

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