Monkey Monday!

January 21st, 2006  |  Published in old and busted

Monkey Monday

Courtesy of Sven I’ve got Monkey Mondays to enjoy. Like the site says, “every Monday, a monkey in your mailbox.”

It’s lovely. I might need to order a shirt.

Q. I noticed a lot of the monkeys are not behaving themselves. Is Monkey Mondays a bad influence on children?

A. By our calculations, only 11% of Monkey Mondays monkeys have been portrayed with alcohol, and a mere 6% with tobacco. By comparison, City Zoo monkeys never smoke or drink, but they will masturbate in front of your children whenever you look away.

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