Applied Scripting

January 4th, 2006  |  Published in old and busted

From an article on Google today:

> Rumors have the search goliath subsidizing a home entertainment ‘Cube.’

I think I’m gonna write a greasemonkey script that replaces all occurrences of “goliath,” “titan,” “giant,” and “behemoth” with “rampaging, fanged shark-elephant hybrid with titanium claws and a carapace of taut human skin.”

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