CD, Baby!

July 14th, 2005  |  Published in old and busted  |  2 Comments

My Mad Tea Party arrived from CD Baby today, on the third business day after I ordered it.

Who knew they were in Portland? I didn’t until I read the invoice and suddenly connected the Portland mention in the awesome ship notification mail:

> Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with

sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

> A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure

it was in the best possible condition before mailing.

> Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over

the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money

can buy.

> We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party

marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of

Portland waved ‘Bon Voyage!’ to your package, on its way to you, in

our private CD Baby jet on this day, Monday, July 11th.

> I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did.

Your picture is on our wall as ‘Customer of the Year’. We’re all

exhausted but can’t wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

So now that my disc is here, I can put together that slideshow from the fair.

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