December 26th, 2003 | Published in Uncategorized
Anyone else remember the obnoxious SNL Billy Crystal character “Willy the Masochist”? Each week featured five minutes of increasingly horrible recollections like “Have you ever stuck a carrot peeler up your nose then just spun it around and around until there’s no more pulp in there? Yeah… I hate it when that happens.”
Who knew “The Nation’s” Katrina vanden Heuvel was a fan?
“Have you ever wandered onto the set of the O’Reilly Factor, tried to talk over O’Reilly, been shouted down, and had your mic cut? Yeah… I hate it when that happens.”
Weak. Is there some place I can go to initiate a recall on the Champions of the Left? The current crop isn’t doing it for me.