I Hate it When That Happens

December 26th, 2003  |  Published in Uncategorized

Anyone else remember the obnoxious SNL Billy Crystal character “Willy the Masochist”? Each week featured five minutes of increasingly horrible recollections like “Have you ever stuck a carrot peeler up your nose then just spun it around and around until there’s no more pulp in there? Yeah… I hate it when that happens.”

Har.

Who knew “The Nation’s” Katrina vanden Heuvel was a fan?

“Have you ever wandered onto the set of the O’Reilly Factor, tried to talk over O’Reilly, been shouted down, and had your mic cut? Yeah… I hate it when that happens.”

Weak. Is there some place I can go to initiate a recall on the Champions of the Left? The current crop isn’t doing it for me.

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