December 16th, 2003 | Published in Uncategorized
Sometimes a work of trollery needs to be acknowledged. Take, for instance, San Diego Union-Tribune film critic David Elliot, who really hated “Return of the King”.
We should all pause a moment to be grateful for movie reviewers who take the time to remind us of little-known and little acknowledged gems such as the obscure
“Godfather” and the uncelebrated “Lawrence of Arabia.” Without dedicated professionals like that, we’d be unaware of the lickspittle Jackson’s cave-in to feminists and his uncalled for insertion of a giant spider, which happens nowhere in Tolkien’s work. Oh… wait.
On second thought… David, you ignorant slut!