Feeding the Troll

December 16th, 2003  |  Published in Uncategorized

Sometimes a work of trollery needs to be acknowledged. Take, for instance, San Diego Union-Tribune film critic David Elliot, who really hated “Return of the King”.

We should all pause a moment to be grateful for movie reviewers who take the time to remind us of little-known and little acknowledged gems such as the obscure

“Godfather” and the uncelebrated “Lawrence of Arabia.” Without dedicated professionals like that, we’d be unaware of the lickspittle Jackson’s cave-in to feminists and his uncalled for insertion of a giant spider, which happens nowhere in Tolkien’s work. Oh… wait.

On second thought… David, you ignorant slut!

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