One More and I’ll Quit Harping

November 14th, 2003  |  Published in Uncategorized

Me: And the so-called “religious allegory.” Oh! She’s named “Trinity!” It must be a fucking allegory. News flash: I can name a pair of ducks “Biggie” and “Tupac,” but that doesn’t make it a rap group. I defy you to tell me how that movie was any better than fucking “Underworld.”

Al: Yeah. I mean, which is more ridiculous? Kevin Costner’s webbed feet, or…

Me: “Underworld,” honey. “Underworld.”

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